So I was wondering, does anyone else have a conversation with their child like this:

me: What did you have for snack today? (in school)
son: I don't know.
me: Really? Was it crackers?
son: No... (skeptical)
me: Well, we brought the milk today, so you had milk... (trailed off to silence)
son: Oh yeah! I know. We had those... you know... those things that you cook in the oven. And then we put that stuff on top. And then we ate them.
me: Okay... (hesitant)
son: We had that... with milk.
me: *sigh* Was it good? What did it look like?
son: I don't know.

This was our conversation on our way home today after I picked him up from preschool. Keep in mind I picked him up at 3:30 and they usually have snack around 3:00. Good grief...